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joke poach 

when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.
Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
joke poach by jokepoacher July 1, 2009
Word of the Day on July 3, 2009

poach fuck 

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.
We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.
poach fuck by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010
To hire a worker away from a competitor
Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.
Poach by Stoolie January 2, 2014

roach poach 

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.
I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!
roach poach by Xeneth Sparda December 7, 2004
Poach/ing/in'
To flirt or hit on someone.
Yo, lets hit up the pool for some cheeky late night poachin'!
Poach by Notorious D.I.Z. July 2, 2011

poach a brownie 

verb.

Refers to the act of defecation. Of metaphorical origin, implies the dump was short and sweet.
I will see you in the library, after I poach a brownie.
poach a brownie by armXa89 May 6, 2013