Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.
Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!
by peepisser April 04, 2022
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