Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier by anonymous April 14, 2022