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Pawschwitz 

Talk about a circus jerk! Before their bodies decompose, the animals are painstakingly made into lavish fur coats to be sold in the gift shop. Your friends will be so jealous when you show them your fashionable cat skin coat. Pawschwitz's notorious slogan is "Nein Lives Matter," and that's important to our loyal employees who will ensure that you have the best customer service experience possible in our glorious death camp. Pawschwitz, we're going to eat your kittens you stupid motherfucker.
Pawschwitz, its like Disneyland for puppyfuckers.
Pawschwitz by fakeaccount6669 September 30, 2016
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Pawschwitz 

An inhumane euthanasia camp for beloved pets and endangered animals. Just like the ancient Romans, violent Americans pay top dollar to observe the carnage. First, Pawschwitz employees diligently abduct these innocent critters using tranquilizer guns and sometimes giant nets. Subsequently, they design and manufacture innovative and elaborate death traps that are somewhat reminiscent of the Saw franchise. For example, in one particularly titillating execution, a pregnant Chihuahua was kidnapped and gave birth immediately before its ruthless demise. After birthing a litter of puppies, the mother dog invariably lovingly eats her own placenta so that her adorable babies don't suffocate on it.
Pawschwitz, its like Disneyland for puppyfuckers.
Pawschwitz by fakeaccount6669 September 30, 2016
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