for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
When a dirty-ass female is on her period, whilst in a hurry, and she leaves a perfectly visible, easily distinguished bloody pussy printon the toilet seat. sometimes theres another full one or half pressings that accompany the first - hence making it look like a small series of paw prints on the toilet seat... that the dirtyy-ass female doesnt even bother cleaning up and is long gone by the time the trail is discovered. This particular genus of female carves a path of filth throughout Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, and Sun Valley or the greater San Fernando area
When you soak your foot in peppermint schapps (though in a pinch other sugary/sweet liquids will do) and then proceed to penetrate your partners asshole with it. You then pull it out and step on his/her face (or any part of the body) leaving a sweet, shitty footprint.
Dude, Khoury asked me to give him a sugary pawprint last night. At first I wasn't going to, but it turned out to be AWESOME.