John: "I went to take a piss this morning and Mary left a paw print on the seat I almost threw up.
Max: "Haha gross."
Max: "Haha gross."
by Devolikesmints July 1, 2015
for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!
for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.
by Feralinx June 12, 2019
by KW chulo September 30, 2010
When a dirty-ass female is on her period, whilst in a hurry, and she leaves a perfectly visible, easily distinguished bloody pussy print on the toilet seat. sometimes theres another full one or half pressings that accompany the first - hence making it look like a small series of paw prints on the toilet seat... that the dirtyy-ass female doesnt even bother cleaning up and is long gone by the time the trail is discovered. This particular genus of female carves a path of filth throughout Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, and Sun Valley or the greater San Fernando area
Which one of you nasty ass females left some dirty fuckin bloody paw prints on the toilet seat just now? unfuckinbelievable!
by RussianRabies February 26, 2023