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Paul Bunyon 

A Paul Bunyon is when you lay your dick on a tree stump, cut if off with an axe, and sew it on backwards within 30 seconds.
Me and Tucker are gonna get a few friends together tonight and have a Paul Bunyon party.
Paul Bunyon by Trey Coffman December 15, 2008

Paul Bunyon 

The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.
Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.
Paul Bunyon by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Paul Bunyan 

A giant lumberjack who, among other things, created the Grand Canyon, The Mississippi, the Rocky Mountains, and all the lakes in Minnesota. Paul Bunyan lives on in Bemidji, Minnesota with his blue ox, Babe.
Come visit Paul Bunyan and Babe in Bemidji, Minnesota; Babe is hollow and one of his eyes is just a hole so birds live inside of him.
Paul Bunyan by Lucy, the Purple Cow September 27, 2006

Operation Paul Bunyan 

An operation, ordered by UN Command, which was conducted in the Korean DMZ(Demilitarized Zone) in response to the Axe Muder Incident in 1976. The objective of the operation was to cut down a sinlge Poplar tree which obstructed view, and was also involved in the Axe Murder Incident.

The forces of the operation consisted of a convoy of approximately 20 American and South Korean land vehicles, as well as Cobra Atack helicopters, B-52 Bombers, and F-4 Fighters; also, including F-111 Fighters, artillery, and armor on stand-by. The entire force amounted to about 800 troops.

The UN forces met their objective by cutting down the designated Poplar tree in under an hour. The North Korean forces did mount approximately 150-200 troops, however, only set up machine gun positions and watched the cutting of the tree.
UN Troops Axe Murder Korean War Operation Paul Bunyan

Paul Bunyan came to visit 

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.

his name is paul bunion 

his name is paul bunion sucks
his name is paul bunion by Houd October 19, 2016