Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!

Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!

Patrick Moment by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

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Patrick Moment

When you say you’re going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

Patrick Moment by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022

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Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment

When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle

“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”

Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment by bigbean13 December 6, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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