Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

Patrick Bateman by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

God.

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.

Patrick Bateman by anakinsaber July 8, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

not a sigma male, but rather an npc

14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*

Patrick Bateman by skibbidybompmmbadap March 10, 2023

patrick bateman 

a good looking guy who fucks girls and kill boys

patrick bateman she got a big ass

patrick bateman by thickgoofycock December 25, 2022

Patrick Bateman finish 

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.

See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.

Patrick Bateman finish by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

The Patrick Bateman conundrum by n.zeck March 14, 2023