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Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

patoot by patoots December 14, 2010

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patoot

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

patoot by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

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Related Words

patootie • patoot • Patooter • Patooti • Patootoo • patooty • patootay • Patootie Bootie • Patootie cooties • Patootiepie

patoot

a jerk, an asshole,

hes a patoot no he is like 50 patoots

patoot by sam and noah October 24, 2009

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patoot

A floppy vagina.

When she sat on my couch, my living room ended up in her patoot!

patoot by Green Lantern of OA December 21, 2009

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Patoot

A product coming from the patootie. A more appropriate word for shit...acceptable in social media threads.

Because you know they didn’t take it. But, because you jumped on here acting like a “horses patoot”, you’re embarrassed that you have to backtrack and it’s a hard pill to swallow.

Patoot by Shaze5747 April 26, 2019

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Patoot

A petite toot

Person: " I heard her let out a fart earlier. It was so petite....it was...patoot."

Patoot by oneing April 8, 2017

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Cute patoot

When someone’s really adorable or cute (in looks or personality)
Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”

”Aww, you’re such a cute patoot!”

Cute patoot by ehr:) March 16, 2019

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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