Patktin

Ghost that uses red smoke to invade house of innocent person.

Dude, last night I saw red smoke...then Patktin emerged and destroyed my fridge !

by James1572 April 10, 2018

Robert Pattinson

Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon

Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented

by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019

Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.

boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.

by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Patting

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.

"He was up till the early hours patting"

by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

Pattinson'd

Verb: To 'Pattinson' or 'Robert Pattinson' somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim's computer or iPhone, searches for a large picture of Robert Pattinson and loads it up. When the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of Robert Pattinson, staring back at them.

Terry returns to the living room and picks up his iPhone which he had left unattended with Marty

Terry: Ahhhhhh, dang it!

Marty: Oh yeah! That's right! You just got Pattinson'd! Got up to go to the toilet, came back and BAM! who's there waiting for you!? That's right.

by The Man Who Came To Tea April 26, 2010

Robert Pattinson

An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.

Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.

by chrissy9 August 2, 2009