Pathological Bitch

A person who operates on pure contradiction and impulsive nonsense, consistently behaving in ways that confuse, inconvenience, or mildly infuriate everyone around them. Often unaware of their own hypocrisy, they drift through life making bizarre, self-sabotaging choices while insisting they’re completely reasonable.

Dude, Tony left halfway through the movie without saying anything, spent the whole night talking about how progressive he is, got mad when someone said ‘retarded’ but then used it himself like ten minutes later, and somehow decided to walk five miles home drunk instead of taking an Uber. Tony…an absolute pathological bitch.

Pathological Bitch by Sgt Sparks April 17, 2026