pasta king 

pasta king is a name given to someone called max becker who has been dragged through pasta

max becker got dragged through pasta: he is now a pasta king

pasta king by Custard Cream December 27, 2007

Pasta King 

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

Pasta King by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

Pasta King 

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

Pasta King by Blarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

Pasta - King 

always a male, the member of any specific group who is capable, for no logical reason, of consuming very large amounts of pasta with ridiculous emotions of excitement and delight

Baby Michael, before he became the bravest and cutest of all the Marines, was declared Pasta - King after insisting that he loved pasta sooooo much. "I can eat so much pasta. You guys!, this is just not enough pasta...for me!

Pasta - King by Dunkles November 3, 2005

Pasty Swag King 

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

Pasty Swag King by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

pastaking 

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.

Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?

pastaking by yalemnau August 16, 2009

pastalingus

Pastalingus, the act of eating day old cold spaghetti from your partners vagina or ass.

So last night I made a huge batch of spaghetti for the misses and I. There was enough leftover , so I decided to spread them cheeks lay some pasta down and perform Pastalingus

pastalingus by BIGSANS November 19, 2021