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Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...
Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?
by Alcoholism November 20, 2004
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part tard

A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.
"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"
by Hallbn April 17, 2008
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tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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tardy for the party

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.
We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.
by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009
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Tardy for the Party

The art of throwing together a trashy outfit every Friday which consists of destroyed jeans, and a plain white v-neck tee-shirt.
We're gonna look like a hot hot mess tomorrow because it's Tardy for the Party day.
by starleishaG May 30, 2010
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part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
by D. Wulf September 5, 2008
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Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded
Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.
by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020
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