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Parkway Central High

Parkway Central is home to the weirdest, most socially autistic, and genuinely retarded kids in Missouri. Some may claim that Parkway Central is a racist environment, however, the black kids are loud as fuck and complain too much.
Dumbass 1: Yo I hear someone wrote the n-word on the bathroom wall at Parkway Central High! That place is super racist dude!
Dumbass 2: A black kid wrote it on the wall you retard.

parkway central high school 

Parkway Central has to be one of the most scandalous schools in the entire state of Missouri. Majority of the white kids are racist and will smile in your face and then call you a “jungle monkey nigger bitch” behind your back so stay safe. Parkway Central is also known for the weirdo hoes that let’s their dog eat their disgusting cooter on camera as well as people who think it’s a good idea to fuck one another’s boyfriend. Let’s not forget to mention how some of the most disgusting, hateful white bitches in American go to parkway. The white boys there are also very gay on the dl and the football team is the worst in the state. Lastly the niggas there are also delusional asf and 100% bitch made.

Shout to some of the pretty girls tho!!

The moral of the story is Parkway Central is ass.

-therealest&theillest<3
“what school you go to?”
“parkway central high school
*awkward silence*

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