ParkWhore 

1. A female who jumps from dick to dick.

Not to be confused with parkour which is a training using movment to get from point A to B the fastest and most efficient way possible.

Hey Karen you're such a ParkWhore... You will probably get an STD

ParkWhore by Lazttecx January 25, 2019

Parkwhore 

1. The undisciplined practice of using parkour in a flashy, boisterous manner for the sake of looking cool.

2. A girl who sees male practitioners of the parkour community as Point A and Point B. And then Point C...D...etc.

1. This guy has no passion is his movement. He's doing hardcore Parkwhore.

2. Damn, that bitch be vaultin' dick like a true Parkwhore.

Parkwhore by Skyhouse July 24, 2011

parkwhore 

A sexually promiscuous activity related to parkour, the sport focused on fluidly and creatively moving from point A to point B. However, in parkwhore, instead of fluidity and creativity, one must find the sluttiest way to get from point a to point B.

That was a really impressive parkwhore down the hall, especially the summersault into spread-eagle pelvic thrust. Well done!

parkwhore by Beccaww December 5, 2009

Parkwhore 

Not to be confused with PARK WHORE. A parkwhore rather, uses their "free running skills" which consist of jumping on things and dramatic posing to woo their friends on any given social networking site. They then brag about how it's a life style and they train vigorously day in and out! OHHH DRAMA! Better yet they get butthurt when police tell them they can't be jumping on things in public much like a butthurt skateboarder. All in all just an annoyance and can be dealt with by blocking said person on your friends list or for more fun inadvertently denounce his actions as "jumping up and down a curb".

dude shut up and stop being such a parkwhore, you shouldn't be jumping on other peoples shit anyways.

Parkwhore by AnonymousLegionnaire July 8, 2010

Parawhore 

A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the words, "Paramore" and "Whore".

Brimmy: So, today I was like--
Iggy: What?
Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it.
Iggy: You are such a Parawhore.

Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs! Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums.
Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore?

Dave: What are you doing?
Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore, duh. All the Parawhores do it.

The person who wrote this definition is a Parawhore.

Parawhore by The_Brimmy October 29, 2010

Parkhoe 

A slutty teenage girl who hangs mainly around skateparks, doing nothing, and always getting in the way.

Hey look, here comes the parkhoes

Parkhoe by The Shmatt June 12, 2010

Parawhore 

Someone who is utterly obsessed with the band Paramore and can't go a single day without listening to them, thinking about them. They'll defend them no matter who is hating on them.

They'll know all the lyrics and the may not have all the tshirts, cd's and posters but they are a true parawhore at heart.
If somebody hates on Paramore, or one of the members, The 'Parawhore' will do whatever it takes to prove the person wrong. They'll go to the ends of the universe just to show Paramore will always come out on top!
They're heart beats for Paramore, and only Paramore. They just cannot turn it off! Paramore is the only exception.

Parawhore: did you see Hayleys new hair?
Hater: Hayley who?
Parawhore: Hayley Williams! Duh!
Hater: Who is she?
Parawhore: You did not just say that! Paramore! Duh!
Hater: Ewwww why do you like them?
Parawhore: *Throws all we know is falling, Riot!, The final riot and Brand new eyes at Hater* THATS WHAT YOU GET!

Parawhore by Lizzix May 4, 2011