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Not to be confused with PARK WHORE. A parkwhore rather, uses their "free running skills" which consist of jumping on things and dramatic posing to woo their friends on any given social networking site. They then brag about how it's a life style and they train vigorously day in and out! OHHH DRAMA! Better yet they get butthurt when police tell them they can't be jumping on things in public much like a butthurt skateboarder. All in all just an annoyance and can be dealt with by blocking said person on your friends list or for more fun inadvertently denounce his actions as "jumping up and down a curb".
dude shut up and stop being such a parkwhore, you shouldn't be jumping on other peoples shit anyways.
by AnonymousLegionnaire July 8, 2010
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