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park the car 

a way of greeting a friend; when one person tells another to park the car he puts up his pointer and pinky fingure as the other person pounds him or in other words puts his knuckles to his friends knuckles.
Bro, park the car.

Hey, park the car.
park the car by SSR16 May 6, 2008

park the car in the garage 

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

Charles It Up The Car Park

When your work laptop is causing you to get frustrated through being slow and or glitchy so you launch it up the car park in a fit of anger and distress like Charles the IT guy did that one time.
Ajay, if this doesn't start working properly in a minute I'm going to Charles it up the car park!

park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

Park the Carcass 

verb-
1. To sit.
"arh get the fuck out of the way rory it's time to park the carcass" -kelsee
madden "hahahahahLOLOLOLOLhahahahah"
Park the Carcass by The Maddog October 7, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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