Paris eyed Share definition Flag To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye. Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed. Paris eyed by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Paris eyed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch