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pareunomania

“Ever since my first fuck, I can’t seem to get enough. I guess I’m a pareunomaniac.”
pareunomania by WilliamTahoe May 4, 2019
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Pareunomania

Compulsive Desire to have rough hard sex, when you’re a virgin.

Constantly thinking and dreaming of having someone’s hands wrapped around your throat,lips on yours,whispering the most dirtiest words in your ear while they pound themselves into you.

Fucking you senseless, hands tied, blindfolded, nipple clenchers attached,while they completely wreck you.

But yet you refuse to allow someone to use your kinks, and prefer to stay dreaming.

Most of the time this is caused by reading roamance books and having an attachment to fictional men.
A: “argh I want to be fucked so hard, with my hands tied, blindfolded. I dream and think of it everyday”

B: “ well why don’t you go to the club and get laid?”

A: “ because non of these guys can do it like the book men. I want a real life Zade Meadows, no one and I mean no guy comes close to fictional men”

A: “ I think I have Pareunomania“
Pareunomania by Teal Van Doren August 28, 2023
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