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According to many people of the west lancs community this place is regarded asone of the poorest area in the entirety of Lancashire and you have to get there by boat sometimes as It usually is flooded. It is regarded by most neighbouring and much more nicer places as an area you do not want to visit by yourself due to its high crime rate (which you can search afterwards) and the fact you will need everyone to chip in to afford just a tiny Freddo Bar at the local shop (as they are £1 btw or $1.3). The richer areas of parbold are very snobby and have been found to be very xenophobic to outsiders particular the younger generation so don’t be surprised if they call the police on you. So in general this place is regarded is one not to visit unless you are willing to “risk your life” to get an icecream on the hill next to it.
Person 1: Hey I am going to Parbold do you want to come with me?
Person 2: No way man, last time I went there I sacrificed a good pound just to munch on a Freddy.
Person 3: I have heard it’s worse the Skelmersdale.

(Skelmersdale = a place which is 100% agreed upon by everyone neighbouring it that you should not go any where near it.)
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