Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Paranormal Snacktivity by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.

Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

Paranormal Snacktivity by TylerIsRANDOMIZED October 14, 2009

Paranormal snacktivity 

Eating spooky, Halloween or fall themed foods while participating in an obligatory seasonal activity.

I'm grabbing some pumpkin spiced anything and spooky cookies for tonight's paranormal snacktivity of watching scary movies.

Paranormal snacktivity by anonymous September 15, 2023

Paranormal Snactivity 

When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.

Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.

You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.

Paranormal Snactivity by OddCollector December 24, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019