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Paranormal Snactivity 

When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.
Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.

You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.
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Paranormal Snacktivity 

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

Paranormal Snacktivity 

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.
Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

Paranormal snacktivity 

Eating spooky, Halloween or fall themed foods while participating in an obligatory seasonal activity.
I'm grabbing some pumpkin spiced anything and spooky cookies for tonight's paranormal snacktivity of watching scary movies.
Paranormal snacktivity by anonymous September 15, 2023