parallel parking 

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.

As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.

parallel parking by Cabot November 17, 2006

parallel parking 

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

parallel parking by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking 

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

parallel parking by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

parallel parking 

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

parallel parking by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Parallel Parking 

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

Parallel Parking by Napolee August 10, 2019

Intuitive Parallel Parking 

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

Intuitive Parallel Parking by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Parallel Parkinson's

An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.

Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.

Parallel Parkinson's by Lior Blue 22 June 9, 2010