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paper mache 

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?
paper mache by JustRob September 13, 2009
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paper mache 

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass
I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.
paper mache by Court Sullivan September 19, 2008

paper mache 

the act of ejaculating on a girl's face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.
I paper mache'd that sluts face
paper mache by chriswalken89 October 21, 2010

Paper Mache 

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.
Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.
Paper Mache by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Paper mache 

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
Paper mache by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019

Paper Maché 

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Paper Maché by Jon Griz March 1, 2008

Paper Maché 

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Paper Maché by Jon Griz February 29, 2008
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