Papa Lazaroux 

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"

Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...

Papa Lazaroux by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005

papa lazarou 

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

papa lazarou by the pope January 17, 2004

papa lazarou 

he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.

PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......

papa lazarou by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Papa Lazarou 

Character from The League of Gentlemen (Series 2), played by Reece Shearsmith. A mysterious individual who travels with 'Mama' Lazarou, 3 dwarves and a 7ft Scottish giant among others - Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival. Origin unknown (possibly French?), has a black face (painted, like a minstrel) and gravelly voice. Operates under the facade of a circus owner/door-to-door peg salesman but what he really does is "collect" (ie. steal) peoples wives - exact number unknown but thought to be in the hundreds. Often speaks in gibberish and sometimes disguises himself as "Keith" (Series 3) - who would strike most as being somewhat homosexual. Will ask for your wedding ring and if you give it to him, your fate is sealed! He will tell you "You're my wife now!" before sticking you in a cage with his other "wives" where you will be hosed down by the dwarves

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?

Papa Lazarou by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004

Papa Lazarou 

The League of Gentlemen character. Travelling gypsy circus man and door-to-door peg salesman. Has a tendency to steal wives. Face is painted black (well, it's paint, but its his face- tough to explain) Generally crazy in every way.

Who is this? Papa Lazarus?
PAPA LAZAROOOOOOOOU!

Papa Lazarou by Penisman November 30, 2003