Panty Cheese

panty cheese is slang for a clear or white vaginal discharge, this goo is best warm and is a delicacy amoung teenagers.

"Bakersfield smells like Carl's Jr. and Panty Cheese" -Mark & Brian radio program.

Panty Cheese by Scott04069414 October 30, 2008

party cheese salad 

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

party cheese salad by DropTheDie July 26, 2022

cheese pasty 

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

cheese pasty by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

cheese pants 

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

cheese pants by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008

cheese party 

The combination of a party and cheese, resulting magical domination of "the greatest substance known to man".

Dudes, lets have a cheese party and dominate some magical substance.

cheese party by skypotato March 7, 2007

wine and cheese party 

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

wine and cheese party by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007