Pants man
As I stepped through the dark portal into my room, I found a pants man sitting there, just sniffing and smelling my pants. He was greek.
Pants man by Stinkily malicious September 7, 2004
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Nipple Pants Man
an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Nipple Pants Man by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008
Tan Pants Man
Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
Tan Pants Man by SOG3 January 7, 2021
no-pants man
what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants
no-pants man by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022
Man Pants
The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.
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