an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

Nipple Pants Man by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

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Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

Tan Pants Man by SOG3 January 7, 2021

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no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

no-pants man by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022

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Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.

E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!

Man Pants by MROS June 15, 2013

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