To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.
Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!
by Justin-Cider October 26, 2011
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A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.
son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.
by betting--on--alice March 20, 2009
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Eating your Panera bread bowl of soup, biting a face into it, sticking your dick in the mouth, and getting it refilled with soup.
It's been awhile for me, but I'm too dignified to beat my meat, guess I'm going down the Panera Canal tonight.
by Adrenaline guy May 11, 2019
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Sexual favors that follow meeting a girl at Panera Bread. Such activity typically succeeds the consumption of a "You Pick Two" meal, complemented by somewhat intellectual conversation. Obviously, it is of great utility to dress, talk, and act like a liberal. This means donning a scarf and using a MacBook computer.
Mr. Chocolate Shakes swapped the baguette for some Panera Head. Afterwards, he bought an oatmeal cookie from the bakery.
by MrChocolateShakes January 14, 2012
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Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.
"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."
by Margarinelove11 March 16, 2013
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The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.
Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!
by aksival December 17, 2006
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\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.
Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.
by youtube-MercTV March 16, 2009
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