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Panera bread 

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.
son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

Panera Bread 

Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.
"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."
Panera Bread by Margarinelove11 March 15, 2013

Panera Bread 

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

Panera Bread Trash Boy 

A Panera Bread Trash Boy is someone that lives in their parent’s basement, playing call of duty and other video games all day. They are addicted to Panera Bread. They tend to use cheat codes on call of duty because they do not have the mental capacity to work hard to win. These tend to be high schoolers that take remedial classes, not because they were born remedial but because they are so damn lazy to study because mall they do is sit on their ass’s all day playing call of duty and trash talking other people twitch pages. They also hate Au Bon Pain which is the far more superior brand then Panera Bread.
Panera Bread.

Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.

Panera Bread Hoe 

A white girl who orders broccoli cheddar soup and sucks dick for gift cards.
“Aye bruh look at that girl over there.”
“Oh Sydney? She’s just a Panera Bread hoe.”
Panera Bread Hoe by Jeri Taylor February 10, 2019

Panera Bread Republican 

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican
There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.