When a man pulls out his penis after cuming inside his partner after anal sex and it is has shit and seamen on it resembling a baby panda.
Guy 1: "I just had anal sex with Sharon for the first time last night and it was amazing until we were done and I had a baby panda looking right at me!"
Guy 2: "Word."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.