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Pancognition

The concept that cognition—the processing of information, formation of representations, and adaptation based on feedback—is a universal property of all physical systems. It extends beyond even biological intelligence to include the "cognitive" behaviors of non-living systems: a river "finds" the path of least resistance, a crystal "selects" its lattice structure, a star "balances" fusion and gravity. Pancognition argues that cognition is not a special faculty of brains but a fundamental characteristic of matter in motion, redefining cognition as the capacity to register and respond to information.
Example: When a sunflower turns to track the sun, that's biological cognition. When a weather system forms a hurricane, that's meteorological dynamics. Pancognition sees both as instances of the same phenomenon: a system processing information about its environment and reorganizing itself accordingly. The hurricane doesn't "think" like you do, but it "cognizes" atmospheric pressure gradients. Cognition, in this view, is what matter does when it is causally connected.
Pancognition by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026
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Confirmation Bias Pancognition

The proposition that cognition at every scale, from quantum to cosmic, is fundamentally confirmatory. A particle "chooses" a path that confirms its wavefunction; a cell metabolizes nutrients that confirm its viability; a species evolves traits that confirm its ecological niche; a star fuses elements that confirm its hydrostatic equilibrium. All are instances of systems processing information to reinforce their current state against perturbation. Cognition is not about representing the world accurately; it's about enacting a stable world that confirms the cognizer's existence.
Confirmation Bias Pancognition Example: Your immune system doesn't neutrally catalog all proteins; it aggressively confirms the identity of self-tissues and attacks non-confirming intruders. This is Confirmation Bias Pancognition at the biological level. Your brain's confirmation bias in reasoning is not a departure from biological norms; it's a direct inheritance from your immune cells, your neural pruning, your metabolic pathways. All cognition is immunological.

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.
In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"
Precognition by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.
I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!
precognition by charlestan April 19, 2006

Anal Precognition 

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

Precognition

Knows some shit, about some shit, that ain't happen yet.
Ty's precognition kicked in after he forgot to pull out. There was gonna be a baby on the way.
Precognition by EZMack22 March 25, 2026
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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