Palos Park

An affluent suburb of Chicago characterized by new money and sprawling forests. Of Chicago's south suburbs, Palos Park is by far the wealthiest and most expensive. Trees outnumber people 10,000 to 1. Tucked behind acres of woods are some of the biggest damn houses you can find in Chicago. Not as rich as nearby Hinsdale - or northern burbs like Winnetka - but compared to the "other" Palos-es, it's Beverly Hills.

Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Palos
Q: Which Palos? Hills, Heights, or Park?
A: Palos Park - Didn't you see my Maserati?

Palos Park by Park-side August 18, 2013

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Palos Park

A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think it’s normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school don’t say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you can’t tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, don’t stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, party’s are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.

My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?

Palos Park by Palos Park privileged October 7, 2019

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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