Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.

"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."

by bTreezy October 22, 2008

palmer

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006

Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.

"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."

by ha8o8le December 4, 2008

palmerize

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

by muffin!!punk!! July 3, 2010

The Palmer

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)

Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.

by tray2k March 29, 2006

palmer

sexy, hott, guy u wanna do

james palmer is a hot guy

by shelly chambless December 7, 2005

palmer

the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.

jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl

Ryan: its monday night

greg: fking palmer

by wespalms February 24, 2009