An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.
Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.
by Itsbell August 25, 2018
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Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.
James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.
by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014
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a completely useless individual that has no apparent talent for sports, yet still insists on playing them competitively and uselessly.
"That damn Ben is such a Palmer, he cant play baseball, so why did he even try out!!!!?!"
by Rappas Advocate April 30, 2007
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To screw a person or company out of money. The act of screwing someone financially.
"That clerk froze my credit card! I totally got Palmered!"
by bscales January 17, 2009
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Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013
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1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.
After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.
by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013
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The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.
Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!
by Chappy Palmer October 26, 2008
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