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Yo look at that guy shift gears, yo he's mad palko about racing
palko by Fuck He February 25, 2008
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Ukrainian last name
example: Mr./Mrs./Ms Palko --
palko by Maddy1 September 23, 2006
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Verb - to Palko something.

1) To rush, hurry or half ass your way through something with blatant disregard for those around you or picking up on social ques whatsoever.

2) To completely butcher a proper name of a person, place or thing and then once corrected, not retain the new information.
He was late for the plane and only left for the airport 20 minutes before boarding - he really palkoed that.
Palko by FrustratedEmployee June 1, 2018
putanginang manok yan! ang laki ng mata!
palko by yuseff February 18, 2004

Justus Palko 

Hey Bruh, that's Justus Palko.
Justus Palko by Stacey's Daughter September 29, 2014

paleophotons 

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".
# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.
paleophotons by Quantomechanician October 13, 2015

paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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