Palidator

Someone who thinks they're the Paladin of Justice, but in reality they're just a self-righteous douche bag who needs to be slapped in the face with a dirty fish

"Bro don't be such a palidator like that prick, Bryan"

by In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida April 10, 2022

palligator

A friendly alligator, also known as pally

See you later Palligator
In a while crocodile

by DonThouLiell February 1, 2018

Plirator

Penis-Lighter- Vibrator

N. A lighter in the shape of a penis, that vibrates when you use it

The plirator is a perfect gift for a girl who smokes.

by The Plirator July 6, 2010

issue validator

An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.

In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:

"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."

by brmull December 25, 2011

The Paxinator

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019

Papinator

Is an object that men use to masturbate.

Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!

by Briquette April 10, 2009

Palidar

The most manly of men. Hairy chest and knuckles.

Man, that guy is so Palidar.

by Gillgriz April 22, 2011