Paguarden

The flowers and shrubbery decorating the prison-esque outside of Laguardia High School (NY), planted by Paguardians and maintained by the Paguarmy, under Mr.Paguay's supervision.

Seeing the Paguarden distracts me from hating my school.

Ow! A bee from the beautiful Paguarden stung me.

Paguarden by Gurg423 October 2, 2019

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Paguardian

A student attending or has formally attended Laguardia High School (NY) who has or had Mr.Paguay and participates or embraces, voluntarily or by other means, the Paguarmy, a cult-like group.

That Paguardian won't shut up about physics

Random Person 1: Why is he wearing all blue?

Greg: He's a Paguardian you dingus.

Paguardian by Gurg423 October 1, 2019

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Paguarden • paardenlul • Paguardian

paardenlul

Dutch swearword. Literal meaning horse dick. Not used a lot these days. Means dick.

"Hou je bek, paardenlul!'
"Shut up, dick!"

paardenlul by VackStakker February 13, 2018

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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