Pagaent, pagAent, pagaenT 

Pagaent, pagAent, pagaenT

Pagaent, pagAent, pagaenT

Pagaent, pagAent, pagaenT by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

The American Pageant 

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

The American Pageant by Lokizzo September 22, 2005

Pageant Mom 

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

Pageant Mom by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Pageant answer 

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

Pageant answer by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

trailer park beauty pageant 

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

trailer park beauty pageant by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

pagent queen 

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.

There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.

pagent queen by sthrngrc September 29, 2008