Packer Country 

Refers to the Greater Green Bay area of Wisconsin; also home of the Green Bay Packers NFL team.

"I know not to wear my Vikings NFL gear while visiting Packer Country this weekend"!

"Lambeau Field is located at the heart of Packer Country".

Packer Country by mngal December 12, 2010

parker county calamari 

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...

*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"

parker county calamari by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018

parker county 

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

parker county by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

Perry County Pocket Picker

The action 2 men stuffing 1 dollar bills into a females rectum, then slowly removing them by pinching the dollar bills in between their penises

Me and Johnny gave Tonia a Perry County Pocket Picker on Friday

Perry County Pocket Picker by Muffinplucker January 8, 2026