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Packcrastination

Procrastinating packing luggage until the day before, or quite possibly the day of your trip.
I should be packing but here’s packcrastination at its finest
Packcrastination by CTHTX February 1, 2026

Packrastination 

When you know you need to pack your bags for a holiday, but really, really can't be arsed, or are distracted by Facebook etc.
Jill: Have you packed for our trip Jack?
Jack: No, I've been packrastinating for the last hour!
Jill: You need to stop this packrastination!
Packrastination by StrandedSumo July 26, 2009

Pawcrastination 

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.
I was going to do some yard but this cat in my lap is causing major pawcrastination.
Pawcrastination by Laileina October 31, 2017

Packcrastinator 

the act of waiting until the last possible second to actually pack when leaving for a business trip, vacation or moving. Even though everyday for weeks you say you don't plan to go out because you need to pack, and you end up showing up anyway.
Lauren: I can't go out tonight because I HAVE to pack my stuff for my trip to Hawaii...
Joe: You can always pack tomorrow.
Lauren: No I need to get it done now.

-Later that Evening-

Joe: What are you doing here? I thought it you HAD to pack tonight.
Lauren: What can I say, I'm a packcrastinator.
Packcrastinator by bb_18 June 11, 2013

porkcrastination

The consumption of bacon or other pork based breakfast meats in an effort to avoid work or other unpleasant tasks.
Susie's piggy breakfast was pure porkcrastination, as the pile of laundry stayed right where she'd left that morning. John porkcrastinated over his sausage and eggs, not wanting to face his evil boss.
porkcrastination by Schleprechaun February 23, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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