Patroll
When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.
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patroll
In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office
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PaTroll
PaTroll by I like trolling. February 22, 2011
Patroll
Duty to wander/survey/people watch/visually pat down any fucking NOOB then subsequitily annihilate/castrate/obliterate/demolish with the uttermost/stellar Verbal beat down ever known to man.
patroll
An ill-tempered entity who needlessly/selfishly guards a bridge against various-sized horned-but-harmless herbivores who merely wish to cross over it to graze in da fields on da other side.
Maybe if da Three Billy Goats Gruff had waited till nightfall, they could have stealthily TIPtoed (not clumpingly "trip-toed") across to greener pastures while da bridge's cantankerous gatekeeper was snoozin' --- one would assume dat he'd have had to sleep sometime; he couldn't keep up his patroll duties 24/7!
Snow PaTroll
A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.
Snow PaTroll by Time Foolery July 23, 2018
thot patrol translation
thot patrol translation by Variant647 October 30, 2018
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