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Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.
Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.
by GoGopher February 24, 2014
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In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office
by Higley September 16, 2009
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PaTroll

Scouting out potential posts to troll on forums and social networking sites.
PaTrolling Andrew's Formsping and Facebook.
by I like trolling. February 22, 2011
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Patroll

Duty to wander/survey/people watch/visually pat down any fucking NOOB then subsequitily annihilate/castrate/obliterate/demolish with the uttermost/stellar Verbal beat down ever known to man.
Dude we gotta get on our PaTroll.

Those Fags are totally Patrolling the southwest region.

I say we go over to their house, Patroll the shit out of them.
by HBMB September 24, 2012
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Snow PaTroll

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.
Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!
by Time Foolery July 23, 2018
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thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english
by Variant647 October 30, 2018
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Haters on the Payroll

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.
"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.
by DannyDimes December 18, 2020
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