PURPLE POD

A severely bruised scrotum.

I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.

PURPLE POD by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

purplepotamus 

The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.

The Purplepotamus spends most of its free time whining and shopping online.

purplepotamus by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

purplepolite 

A compound word used to state that an African-American is polite, well-bred or refined. Usually not cocky.

Sam: "Nice to meet you Denzel"

Brandon: "Yes, nice to meet you"

Denzel Washington: "I am very grateful to have met such fine gentlemens and fans of mine"

Sam: "Thankyou"

Denzel Washington: "Well you two have a pleasant evening and im am looking foward in seeing you later"

Brandon: "Wow, tell me he's not purplepolite"

or

Paparazzi: "So how are you going to act now that you are the star of this film Mr. Jackson"

Samuel L Jackson: "Purplepolite"

purplepolite by stpsd69 August 11, 2009

PurpleProducer 

The hottest purple dude in the world wearing a sexy witch hat and is just looovved by women

Yo name me the smexiest purple guy that has ever existed.
PurpleProducer oooobviosly

PurpleProducer by The fake PurpleProducer February 1, 2021