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A durff is a person who uses overtechnically annoying wannabe sacrastic and witty comments. Also who is a kissbutt egotastical nerd.
"Gawsh! He has SUCH a durffy attitude!"Girl1 "Yeah, his durffitude fuels his ego the size of Jupiter!"Girl2
"Are you talking about me? Durff isn't a word you guys! Hehehe *nerd laugh*! I'm I annoying! Hehehe!*snork*",Durff.
"Shut up you stupid durff!",Girl1and2
durff by tiffanyba November 3, 2010
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the area between the scrotum and the anus. named after the noise you make when someone kicks you there.
"you bitch! you kicked me in the durff
durff by slimey January 13, 2005
Related Words
durff • Durffing • durf face • duff • duffed • duffer • Duff man • dufflebag • duffle • duffie

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever
I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.
Tweedle Duffer by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

The Duffy Effect 

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.
Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

durfologist

Someone who lacks intelligence and/ or just looks straight up retarded. Some would say they have a PHD in being durfee. Usually spotted in hope valley, Rhode Island
Look at that faggot ass durfologist, does he realize how retarded he looks?
durfologist by Big dick bandit October 8, 2013

duffle ass

A white girl with An ass so wide and out of shape that is resembles a duffle bag full of dirty laundry
Shirley over at Applebee’s is such a bitch yo!!
I wanna break my foot off in her duffle ass!!
duffle ass by Hasbeenoncewas May 29, 2018
The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak
"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"
Durfing by holybaddie February 18, 2017
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