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photo-floor 

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Man-made flooring that simulates natural substances. Tile that appears to be stone, laminate that appears to be wood. Both of these are produced by photographing examples of natural substances, then reproducing that image on man-made sustrates. The level of realism is dependent on the quality of the process.

The idea behind the term was provided by my son who was quick to point out the visible pixilation in my new (budget) tile.
I just installed a new photo-floor....and yes, it's pretty as a picture!!!
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Photo Bombshell 

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A woman who looks more attractive in a photograph than she ever looks in real life. Photo=hot. Real Life=Nasty.
Man #1: "Look at Ashley's profile pic. She's pretty hot huh?"

Man #2: "That's Ashely? I just saw her yesterday and was thinking how ugly she was"

Man #1: "Really?"

Man #2: "Yeah she must be a Photo Bombshell."
Photo Bombshell by Sundaydriver101 August 18, 2011

photo dump 

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when someone has way too much photos on their phone and they upload them to instagram, regardless if they combine or make sense.
I finally was able to post on instagram! it was easier for me as i made a photo dump
photo dump by understandbitch November 15, 2020

Pehoto

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Pay-HOE-toe

1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.

2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.

3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.
Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)

Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!

Pehoto by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009

Suicide Photo Bomber 

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A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.
Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

photobombing 

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Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise.
Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
Jim is always photobombing, he messed ups some of the best photos from the wedding.
photobombing by U8IK May 6, 2008
Word of the Day on June 20, 2008
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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