processing

Conversation(s) in which a couple, generally lesbians, overthink, overanalyze and overdiscuss their relationship until they drive each other mad. Usually framed in extremely evasive and passive-aggressive terms.

p 1: "Honey, how do you feel about processing? I noticed that you keep finishing the Rice Krispies even though you know they're my favorite cereal. I know how much you love me but it only concerns me because you've been spending so much time with the rugby captain lately. It's okay if you have a little crush on someone else, you can tell me, I know this happens in relationships. I just need my Rice Krispies. Is it because I said I didn't want a cat?"
p 2: Aaaaaaaaah!

processing by mintyfish June 17, 2008

processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

processing by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008

processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30

I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.

processing by concerned employer May 31, 2011

Processing

An open source programming environment for visually oriented applications, created in 2001 by Casey Reas and Benjamin Fry from MIT Media Lab .

Processing is easy to get started for beginners for creating simple graphics.

Processing by swrfyhuj May 8, 2023

Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.

Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."

Processing hell by Ghodith September 7, 2010

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

processing fee by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

processing plant 

Another word for the bathroom.

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’

processing plant by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013