premie 

Premature ejaculator.

One who can't keep it up under pressure.

One who lets down their female partner.

Aka the opposite of a man--a little boy.

His girl was about to give it up, but he turned out to be a premie...

I helped her finish the deal...when she CAME over.

premie by Troy H February 15, 2004

premie 

someone who carries the distinct characteristics of someone who was born a premie. furthermore, a premie does not have to be someone who was born prematurely. although most premies are small, one does not have to be of small stature to be classified as a premie. the premie class is above most other classes. to be a premie one has to carry themselves a certain way that gives their true identity as a premie.

"that boy is definitely a premie"
"I'm getting major premie vibes from her"

premie by eden douglas May 1, 2021

premie 

A youngin', one who knows very little but acts like they know it all. Basicallt used as in insult to those who have never grown up!

Paul is such a premie!

premie by Holly March 7, 2005

premie 

a very young person in Pre-Algebra. usually a dumbass.

-dude, that premie doesn't know much about y=mx+b or A=bh1/2. neither do i

premie by T. Lex February 15, 2005

premie creamy

Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate

2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner

3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie

1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'

2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'

3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'

Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:

Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'

premie creamy by linglinglolol May 26, 2014

Premie Steve 

It is shown that most men that areprematurely born are named Steve. They will usually get the date wrong and say that they were born fifty two weeks early? They also tend to have an obsession with doctors and jank combos. They are huggable and lovable. He can talk his way around a blow job.

Dame that premie steve is fucking crazy but his head game is strong.

Premie Steve by Dr. Q Bloom September 1, 2025

planning a premie 

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.

Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"

planning a premie by phishtails September 11, 2009