PORTL 

(Noun): A self-contained hologram device brand capable of “beaming” people in from anywhere on earth for realistic, interactive visits. Recently used by Sean Combs, Migos and F1 driver Lewis Hamilton. (Verb): To use a PORTL to appear live anywhere on earth in hologram form.

“Why risk getting the Delta Variant and a bunch of drunk Karens losing their sh*t by flying cross country? Just PORTL there instead.”

“Baller move: Diddy was stuck in Miami and couldn’t make it to King Comb’s birthday party, so he sent a PORTL over to the mansion and just beamed himself in.”

PORTL by OPP76 September 16, 2021

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Portal 2 

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!

Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"

Portal 2 by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

Portable Program 

A program that doesn't require installation, meaning you don't need administrator privileges to use it, and doesn't require a crack/keygen. Similar to a preactivated program, except it's all packed into one simple .exe file, with no or very few supporting files.

An easy way to avoid installing a program and taking up to much space, is downloading a Portable Program.

Portable Program by Palm3R October 18, 2008

portlords 

Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.

Wow man did you see portlords the other day? I can’t believe he’s back online

portlords by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021

ass portal 

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

ass portal by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014

porklife 

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

porklife by WeirdEars November 4, 2011