Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 28, 2011

poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

poopl

a person full of poop (metaphorically)

He's a poopl, he only tells you what you wanna hear and not the truth.

by blxnktxe July 08, 2018

poople

what you call it when you sculpt your poop into little people. the plural of "pooson"

i yanked my massive log out of the toilet and made a village of poople

by mama March 24, 2004

Poople

People who smell like shit.

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013

poople

(pOOp-el) n. an unknown person that works at the paint department in Lowe's #226 in Erie, PA

A word that you can never say and be upset about anything else at the same time.

One day a coworker wrote the word People onto the schedule like it was a name but the e looked like an o and our manager came by the next day and said 'Who the heck is Poople?'

Guy 1: Man I've had the crappiest day
Guy 2: Just say the word Poople.
Guy 1: Poople. Wow I can't help but smile and laugh at that.

by Lowe's Paint Dept. #226 July 11, 2008

Pooples

Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.

Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.

by Ferox13 July 16, 2003