Pns (pronounced Pinuss) are the finest race in the entire universe. They were created by Pns God 'Penis' about 2893393 trillion years ago and are forever embroiled in constant conflict with the Vgn, the scum of the Pns universe which must be annihilated. Pns have the ability to shoot energy from their hands and they weild Pns Blades / Blasters etc into battle. Pns live for about 2924 trillion years each of course, DAH!
Pns: Ah, greetings Pns brother, how many Vgn have you slayed today?
Other Pns: About ten billion, DBOC!
Other Pns: About ten billion, DBOC!
by pnsgeneral January 10, 2012
Get the Pnsmug. by HoT4bOyz101 December 18, 2009
Get the PNmug. PNS - Acronym for Post Nut Syndrome
by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011
Get the PNSmug. Stands for "Penis needs stroking". Considered to be the male version of PMS. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: Tension, irritability, anxiety or depression, trouble sleeping, headache, appetite changes or food cravings. Most common in married men over 30.
-What's with James? Seems like if he's not sleeping, he's heading to the buffet for crab legs. And didn't he punch a hole through his flatscreen the other day??? -His wife won't put out, man. He's suffering from some serious PNS.
by DjCantDance November 11, 2010
Get the PNSmug. 'your pn is so large'
'that can not be his pn!'
'that can not be his pn!'
by Bo'diddly November 10, 2003
Get the pnmug.